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unconventional1 Profile Information

seeking unconventional
Age 49 From Paray-Vieille-Poste, France - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls & crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike piano playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Wales with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations with MI6.. While on holiday in Namibia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a whisk and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan and cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka.I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
All this, but I have yet to find 'the one'......
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
very flexible but laughter or good conversation a must!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
too many to mention!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
too many to mention
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Computers, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
laughter, adventure, excitement
laughter, relaxing, comfort

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
a cut above the rest...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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