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Age 49 From Paray-Vieille-Poste, France -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls & crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike piano playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Wales with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with MI6.. While on holiday in Namibia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a whisk and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan and cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka.I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. All this, but I have yet to find 'the one'...... |
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Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 5' 6 (1.68 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Brown |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Legs |
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Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s) |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Current Employment Status Is | Self-employed |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | very flexible but laughter or good conversation a must! |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | too many to mention!! |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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My Political Views Are | Liberal |
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My Goal In Life Is | too many to mention |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Comedy, Romance, Thriller |
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When I Read, I Always Read | News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Computers, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | laughter, adventure, excitement laughter, relaxing, comfort |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | a cut above the rest... |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |