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misteryuckypants Profile Information

The Best Man in the World...
Age 64 From Brooklyn, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Honestly, I am the best man in the world (as long as you define the word "best" to fit my description). Are millionaires really looking for low-income artistic types like myself? Are we really that difficult to find? I'm a Mensan with a very cluttered apartment, and a past bankruptcy. References available on request, including my ex-wife (We are still very close friends) and her husband.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Manager-General & LHEE
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Totally dependent on the situation and the other person...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To eliminate birth defects, world hunger, war, cancer, HIV, HSV, MRSA...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Probably unattainable...(I do have political views but they don't fit neatly in any of the drop-down menu categories.) I would love to create a polyamorous libertarian-socialist utopia, but I don't think that any currently existing society can be converted to one by any means, especially through force. I have a plan to create one peacefully, but don't yet have the resources...I have to finish cleaning my apartment first though...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Latin, New age, Dance, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Computers, Health, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Reference, Satire, Science, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Filling out long pointless web forms with answers that tell very little about my actual personality.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
(Possible answers)
-My keys.
-Clues (to where my keys are...).
-A bargain on bulk quantities.
-The facts, ma'am, just the facts.
-A lover who won't blow my cover (she's so hard to find!)
-Gloves, in all the wrong places...
-Mate in five.
-Maybe sometimes Lindt Excellence 85%, but never Mr. Goodbar...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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