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darthfabio Profile Information

I can't BELIEVE it's not BUTTER...!!!
Age 55 From Medford, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I have MANY talents and abilities. Some I'll tell you about, some you'll have to get to know me better to see... *wink*
I have a leather shop called Leather Mystics. You'll have to look for it as they won't let me put a link on here...

At this time, I can't even afford the member fees for this. I won't be able to contact you back. :o(
I like signing karaoke, but I wait until late when everyone's drunk and they think I sound good.
I'm not looking for another wife.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Blonde
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Leather Smith
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Singing Wierd Al Karaoke while bungee-jumping from the HOLLYWOOD sign in pink spandex and leather pants...

...what? ...that doesn't sound like fun to you??

...fine...fine... how about skiing Aspen?? Ya? GREAT... let me know when you got the tickets and suite reservations, I'll meet you at the airport...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Open-heart surgery.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Republican
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Pop, Blues, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Reference, Satire, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
ROAD TRIP!!

Big Cities!! (great to visit - would hate to live there)

I love meeting new people!

Dressing up (tuxedo) and going to Denny's - just to make people wonder...

I love to expand my horizons!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Cracks in the sidewalk so I don't trip.

(ya, that could be seen as a really deep metaphor... but it's probably not...)

NO BS - I want a cougar to pamper...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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