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Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Dutch, Italian, German, Hebrew, Hindi, Japanese, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Turkish, Urdu, Binary, Other |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I am rich. Too rich for my own good. I want to spread the wealth like the ladies who spreads their legs. I like young women who like to role play Harry Potter (dibs on Dumbledore), and watch Top Gun in the nude pretending to be Iceman and Maverick. To get to the point, I am old and looking for a woman who thinks she's a princess wanting to be a Queen of spades. |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Stocky |
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| My Height Is | Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Ethnicity Is | African American, Asian, Caucasian, European, Indian, Hispanic/latino, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, Other |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other, Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Platinum |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Bird, Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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| My Speciality Is | Food / Catering |
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| My Job Title Is | Eat off body Tester |
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| I Live | Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Computers, Cooking, Exercising, Family, Playing Cards |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Relaxing |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Spreading the word of the day... your legs |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | The spot between your legs, especially on big dyke island... that I own |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Islam |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To raise as many roofs as possible.. and possible set them on fire... with passion |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Role playing Harry Potter (dibs on Dumbledore, and you must be Herminie... because I crave.. your hiney. |
